Professional Driver

“That lady was eating while she was driving,” Evangel said while we were driving down the road.

 “It’s not illegal for people to eat while they are driving,” Michael matter -of-factly told Evangel.

“Did you know that it is illegal to talk on your cell phone in Oregon while you are driving?” I asked Michael.

“Yeah it’s illegal here too, unless you are a professional driver,” Michael said.

Evangel was quiet and then asked, “Is mommy a professional driver?”

“Yes! She can drive with her knees!” Michael said like it was the coolest thing in the world. And it was then that I decided I want to be a professional driver when I grow up. Hahahaha